O-A-ness to the MAXness

Here’s my conversation with Mark. Just in case you don’t know Mark, he was my office mate before. The reason why I’m posting this conversation is that, THIS MAKES ME LAUGH to the max even if I read it over and over! OMG I’m gonna die na! Haha

Bevs: im so tired na
Bevs: my eyes are dark2x na
Bevs: im so sleepless
Bevs:
Mark: OA mode?
Mark: your eyes is like wut?
Mark: dark2x?
Bevs: yea
Bevs:
Bevs: as in super dark
Mark: as in?
Bevs: yea
Bevs: veryness
Bevs: superness
Bevs: to the maxness
Mark: really?
Bevs: and I hate it
Bevs: im so ugly na..
Mark: really?
Mark: oh-em-gee

Bevs: it will just waste my timeness..and I don;t want to do that
Mark: ara na gne
Bevs: ok fine
Bevs: thank you nalng
Bevs: hmp
Mark: you’re so arte ha
Mark: oa-ness to the max
Bevs: omg
Bevs: u r so natak an na gd sakun
Bevs: huhhuhuhuuh
Mark: wag u ma arte ha
Mark: d bagay
Bevs: u think so?
Bevs: coz i don;t think so
Bevs:
Mark: you’re so so

Mark: so not bagay
Bevs: ok fine
Bevs: don’t chat me again
Bevs: or else
Mark: wait ha.. we’re just gonna take our break ha
Bevs: i dont careness
Mark: im so gutom na eh
Bevs: u eat ur self

Bevs: im not acting inarte but omg
Bevs: im so sleepy na
Mark: you dont have to cry naman
Mark: there’s alot of things you can do para d ka mag sleep
Bevs: like wut?
Bevs: tell me!!!!
Bevs: make it fast puhlease
Mark: wait ha
Mark: you have to make kalma first ok?
Mark: ok ? u follow?
Mark: yugs
Mark: haha
Bevs: sureness

Mark: pangape na lng da
Bevs: like?
Bevs: waaahhh
Mark: like as in coffee
Mark: duhhh
Bevs: i already did
Bevs: but errr…
Bevs: duh
Bevs: it has no effect promise
Bevs: im still sleepy
Bevs: omg
Bevs: im gonna die

Mark: tsk tsk
Bevs: u are so natak an na aren’t u?
Mark: hahaa
Mark: wala ah
Mark napaminsar lng ko kun anu nami pampadula tuyo
Bevs: wow naman
Bevs: you are really doing that?
Mark: why
Mark: you dont believe me?
Bevs: hmmm
Bevs: why are u doing that?
Bevs: aw…u ha
Mark: wats wrong wid dat?
Bevs: nothing..
Bevs: in fact..
Bevs: that’s good
Mark: really?

Mark: omg.. im blushing na
Mark:
Bevs: really??
Bevs: omg you are so oa na din
Bevs: you are making me laugh to the max na..
Mark: oh really?
Mark: im so funny pala ha
Mark: i didn’t know that..
Mark: promise

Bevs: now you know na..
Bevs: u may blush2x na
Bevs: go..
Mark: im too shy to blush na
Mark: omg
Mark: don’t know wat to do na
Bevs: it’s alright…
Bevs: nobody can see u blushing naman e
Bevs: except me…
Bevs: why are u shy naman? it’s not bagay…
Bevs: omg
Mark: kasi kasi
Mark: its like anu eh
Mark: i dont know kasi eh
Mark: omg dont ask me na…

Bevs: i saw my eyes on the mirror…
Bevs: and omg
Bevs: eyes bags
Mark: omg eye bags?
Mark: ewwwwwww
Mark: i think you should consult doktora na
Bevs: omg
Bevs: u r making it worst
Bevs: u are making me kulba2x na
Mark: no nu… im just suggesting
Bevs: oh i see…..
Bevs: so say sorry to me..
Bevs: so that we’re friends again
Mark: oh really?
Bevs: yea
Bevs: u have to
Bevs: coz u hurt me
Mark: i didnt do something wrong ya know

*PS: Mark wehehehhe you’re so wala na mahimo.. wahahahhaha